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Disclaimer Thank you for reading this menu. Your order is important to us. You have been placed in a queue. Your order may be recorded for cooking & billing purposes. If you do not want your order recorded, please leave immediately. Your meal is for internal use only. Your meal is not a toy. Allen key not included. Overseas model shown. Picture for illustration purposes only. Includes dealer delivery & statutory government charges. Your meal may be slippery when wet. Contents of meal may be hot. May require some assembly. This menu does not take into account your financial situation or goals. Copyright Elio's 1985-2006. May contain traces of high quality food / gluten / custard / mung beans/ flour / sugar / Tibetan mountain goat / curried egg / soviet nuclear reactor residue. This menu is intended for the recipient only. If you have received it in error, please contact your waiter immediately. All rights reserved. Batteries not included. Terms and conditions apply. To approved applicants, subject to finance. No months interest free. All meals are provided with a table & chair free of charge. Music selection according to owner's taste [deal with it]. Made in Australia from local & imported ingredients. Please present all bags for checking on request. Eating may cause weight gain. Keep your receipt: no cents off at participating service stations. Not suitable for ages over 136. We do not accept etoll, blockbuster memberships, medicare, motorcharge. Free parking. Free, no obligation consultation. Minimum one person per table. Text your vote to this number. Menu selection is available for phone a friend or 50/50 [mobile costs apply]. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. Warranty null & void if earth is blown up to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Dress code: patrons must be dressed [till after 10, when anything goes]. Never lick the steak knife. No dancing on the tables till after midnight. Press 1 for pasta, press 2 for pizza, press # if you'd like to read these options again. Serving suggestion only. Certified virus free. Must be a registered user to access this service. No animals were harmed in the production of this disclaimer, but several were harmed in the production of your meal, and several veggies were badly tortured. Tested on animals. This disclaimer is the opinion of Elio's and may not represent the opinions of its parent or affiliates. As featured on oprah, dr phil, ricky lake, jerry springer. This disclaimer is 100 % fat free. Meals not available ticketeck or qtix. We do not support any terrorist organisations. This disclaimer printed on genetically modified paper. No food recycled. Lawyers & politicians may incur a surcharge, late fees, bill splitting fees and a finance charge. Uncheck this box if you do not wish to receive other menu offers. Objects in the menu may be closer than they appear. If you are not redirected in 5 seconds pleases reread the menu. Past performance is no indication of future results. Individual results may vary. Point & click is for computers, not waiters. Complaints department open 11am - 2pm Feb 29, by appointment only. Guys dial 0055 pasta, girls dial 0055 pizza. Do not overtake turning waiter, if you can't see my mirrors I can’t see you. Please see your doctor if symptoms persist. To hear this disclaimer in any other language, press 9. Don't try this at home, we're professionals. We collect personal information about your order and pass it on to our chef. If you do not wish this to occur please tick this box. Direct Marketing and your rights: alongside our initial offer of the main menu to you, we may also offer, from time to time, a drinks menu, specials menu and desert menu. If you do not wish this to occur please tick this box. In case of emergency please note your nearest exit, remembering it could be behind you, this may also apply to patrons dining alfresco. Please keep your seat in the upright position. Please remain seated while the restaurant is moving. Warranty null and void if meal not used as directed. Failure to pay your bill on time may involve a visit from da boyz wid da concrete boots an a sleep wid da fishes capisce? When eating pizza, do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle. Every kalamata over is a killer. If you need to change your order, we may require three forms of ID totalling 100 points. If you eat someone else’s meal in error, do not induce vomiting. Within a reasonable amount of time, your meal will drop down from above you. Please ensure you eat your own meal before you help someone else with theirs.
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